Hello Travelers in Space and Time!
Inside the Hadron Colliderscope, anything can happen.
*Planets can eat Suns.
*Honey Badgers can infest spaceships.
*Aliens can stowaway on Noah’s Arc, or Alien Vampires can takeover Earth and *target diabetics.
*Cancer Cures can be marketed like toothpaste.
*Zombies can attack, over and over, in different ways and different forms.
*Small fuzzy animals that cure diseases can fall out of the sky, but then, so can giant aliens capable of cracking buildings in half and shaking the people inside into their long, tubular mouths.
*The future of humanity can be decided by wrestling matches or football games.
*Cyborg bunny rabbits can rampage the universe and so can Droids who are rejected by knock-off Jedi academies.
*Multi-breasted bogeymen can pose as friendly neighbourhood milkmen.
*A man taunted by nature, yet for some reason still running an intergalactic nature program can slowly fall to pieces in front of your very eyes.
*People can receive YouTube videos from their future selves.
*Sentient diseases can plummet into your coffee cup whilst you’re just minding your own business and sentient plant-life can take over the world…
*…and oh god, Santa, NO!
Hadron Colliderscope is the universe’s greatest and freakshow, a vast country filled with wierdos, monsters, aliens and sometimes just normal human beings trying to deal with problems beyond their understanding.
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